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Editor’s comment: January 2018

PUBLISHED: 11:35 22 December 2017

Look at them. They're just laughing at me.

Look at them. They're just laughing at me.

Archant

“I know I’m on dangerous ground here, but we have to talk about cyclists.”

I have the great fortune to live in a village at the centre of a network of single-track lanes. One of the benefits of this is that there is little through traffic apart from the occasional weekend when van-loads of motocross riders from Swindon and Bristol shatter the tranquillity of a nearby field.

The downsides are twofold. Firstly, we have an excellent primary school in the village which attracts pupils from far and wide. This means that school run time is fraught with danger as little Sebastian and Charlotte are ferried around in four-wheel drives by harassed mothers who don’t know how to reverse their monster trucks or successfully identify a passing place. Secondly, our idyllic location means that we live on a very popular cycle route, which means that you almost always come across one variety or another of the bike-bound breed every time you go out, from recreational couples to packs of pink-shirted club members.

Most of them are thoroughly decent folk, appreciating that you’ve been trundling behind them for some time and so looking for a place you can safely pass. However, however... every now and then a two-wheeled terrorist turns up and tempers soon fray. You know the sort – a militant eco-warrior who is perpetually angry at the world and resents motorists even though we pay for the tarmac he’s riding along. (Mind you, I’d be angry if I only ever ate kale and turnips.) This chap – always a chap – will ride along in the middle of the road positively daring you to come within 10 yards of his rear mudguard. Enter his self-declared personal space and you’ll be roundly abused. I must admit that the temptation to nudge him along a little is never far away.

I got onto this subject because a survey – yes, another one – has declared that cyclists riding side by side on rural roads are the biggest bugbear of drivers, with 54% registering them as the hazard which causes most anger. Almost one in four (23%) react to this annoyance by shouting, beeping their horn (34%) or making inappropriate hand gestures (14%).

Other irritants include fly-tipping (37%), potholes (35%) and not giving way on narrow roads (34%). Alarmingly, frustrated drivers have been taking it out on our livestock, with 17% admitting to shouting at a sheep, 10% at a cow and 14% at a bird.

I don’t know about you, but if you have to start shouting at a poor sheep, you’re probably not safe to be on the road in the first place. Go and take your place on an anger management course, alongside our militant cyclist friend.

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Of course, it’s not just cyclists that hinder your progress on narrow lanes. It’s also walkers, especially those wielding those ski pole things on the flat. Why, when you approach them, do they invariably split apart with each going to a different side of the road? Doesn’t it make sense for them both to stay on one side, making it easier for me to get past?

Look mate, I’m trying very hard not to splash you, but you’re not exactly helping.

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Stroud MP David Drew is calling for the Cotswolds to be given National Park status as a means of boosting the local economy. Such a move would bring some certainty to planning issues and make additional funding available to businesses, including tourism.

With six local authorities across several counties, we do suffer from a lack of co-ordination. A Cotswolds National Park would give our region a united front in Westminster and beyond.

It’s a no-brainer. Get it done.

For more from Mike, follow him on Twitter! @cotslifeeditor

2 comments

  • Mike, there's a pretty serious inaccuracy in your article. You imply that you, the driver, pay for the tarmac used by cyclists and walkers. This is a lie. Roads are paid for from general taxation. I'm also interested to hear how you justify egging on drivers bolder than yourself to commit violence.

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    Nadia Williams

    Thursday, December 28, 2017

  • I wonder if Mike has these fantasies about deliberately hitting people with his car when he drives past school? Four children were killed by drivers like Mike in the area this year, two of them were under five years old. Looks like Mike's eager to add to the tally. If Mike ever hurts anyone with his car he'll need the best of luck convincing the police it was an "accident" after sharing his violent fantasies in print. Good luck Mike!

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    Stan Bowles

    Wednesday, December 27, 2017

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