Restaurant Review: The Vine Tree, Norton
PUBLISHED: 00:16 16 November 2011 | UPDATED: 20:18 20 February 2013
The Vine Tree has a large and well ingredient-ed menu... just don't be tempted to feed the dog
The Vine Tree has a large and well ingredient-ed menu just dont be tempted to feed the dog
Outings are sent to try us, I feel. This seems to be patently true of all families, as Tolstoy sort of observed, but didnt. I well remember, when I was aged around 13, my parents taking us to Weston in the car. Mum wanted to bring our dog; dad was against the idea. As we headed off, with the dog smugly seated between me and my brother in the back, my dad happened to brake suddenly, causing the dog to rear up. Shes doing a wheelie, said my brother, impressed. Shes doing a WHAT? bellowed my dad, coming to an emergency stop.
(Interestingly, it was on the same stretch of road Spring Hill in Nailsworth that our then-neighbour was speedily progressing along in his Cortina when our cat, Ginger, made a surprise appearance on the bonnet. Mr Wharf was most taken aback; as was Ginger, whod been relaxing on the car roof. Both survived but both were inexorably changed by the experience.)
There are two types of outings in our house: those that Ian has arranged; and those that Ive arranged. Ians go like this. Him: Arent you ready yet? Come on, come on! I did say we were leaving at half past! Me: But its quarter past. Ian: Yes, but if I say half past, then you should clearly be ready to go by quarter past. Mine go like this: Me: Umm I dont want to hassle you but we did say wed leave five minutes ago. Ian: Do we really need this kind of stress every time we go out?
So we get ready to go to the Vine Tree at Norton (Oughtnt we to go? I did book for 7pm I thought this was supposed to be enjoyable?), taking Miles, our Official Remaining Child, with us. Ellie and Ed have left for university, leaving me clinging to my youngest with tenacious grip. Would you like your face painted before we go? I ask Miles. Mum, he says, Im 16. Oh yes, I say... Maybe just a few tiger stripes, then? The dog is most upset by his siblings departure and follows me from room to room, in deep insecurity. Look how sensitive he is, I point out to Ian, admiringly. Look what a complete pansy he is, mutters Ian, who feels its high time the dog pulled himself together.
Theres a dog (unintentional theme) at the Vine Tree called Clementine, who if she could write would carry one of those banners stating, Hungry and homeless. Unfortunately for Clementine, her owners can write, and state on the menu not to feed her: Contrary to her expectations, she is clearly not starving. This is tragic in dog terms, for the menu would be right up her street. Especially the days specials, which include home-made local rabbit and root vegetable pie; and local estate pheasant (roast breast and confit leg). The Cornish Crab Thermidor is sold out, which doesnt bother me but may well have been another nail in the coffin of Clementines day. She lies on the floor, trying to perfect a too hungry to move much pose that even she can see is unconvincing.
The menu is (slightly alarmingly) large but that doesnt stop it being fantastically well ingredient-ed: Simon Gaskells Real Boar charcuterie, local game, Old Spot pork and homemade dressings. Theres a love of food here that lifts the Vine Tree above the ordinary.
The breadboard is a bit sparse on bread for 4.50 but does come with a lovely whole roasted garlic and olive. We plough into the mixed sauted wild woodland mushrooms and a leek and potato soup, which are nice enough. Then the boys both have the Wiltshire farmers burgers which they declare is exactly how real burgers should be. Theyre made from 28-day hung beef steak, with smoked local bacon and cheddar cheese; fab. And I have the Old Spot tenderloin, which is beautifully cooked. We finish with great sticky toffee puddings and an OK apple and blackberry crumble (so not cheap at 6.15).
Make no mistake; this is a very friendly pub where the sourcing is excellent and the best of the dishes are thoughtful and well-above-average. Personally, Id cut down the menus and tell the waitresses that life can be fun. Then the Vine Tree would truly blossom.
The Vine Tree, Foxley Road, Norton, near Malmesbury, SN16 0JP
Tel: 01666 837654
Three of a kind: fruit ofthe vine (and other plants):
â– The Manor House Hotel, High Street, Moreton-in-Marsh GL56 OLJ, 01608 650501; www.cotswold-inns-hotels.co.uk
The hotels award-winning restaurant (which overlooks the Secret Garden) fits in beautifully with the town of Moreton. Both are timeless, perfectly proportioned and offer a sophisticated taste of the countryside.
â– The Fig Tree, 99b Church Street, Malvern WR14 2AE 01684 569909; www.thefigtreemalvern.co.uk
Perfect for a pre-show dinners, this restaurant is housed in a converted 19th century stables two minutes walk from Malvern Theatres. Expect Mediterranean food in a relaxed setting.
â– Lime Lounge, 11 Margarets Buildings, Off Brock Street, Bath BA1 2LP Tel: 01225 421251;
Diners at the conveniently-situated Lime Lounge (between Royal Crescent and the Circus) love the contemporary food, the welcoming service and the prices, too: fun dishes, well-sourced produce and some excellent offers.
Value for money 7